Tuesday, July 17, 2007

I love Brad Paisley!

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive and old Hundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I 5'3 and overweight
I'm a Sci-fi fantatic
Mild athsmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace
Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Mazarati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
Love him! Love him! Love him! Those of you that are country snobs really need to broaden your horizons. *giggle* He's so funny.

30 comments:

Bravie said...

Heh, funny song.

Breezy said...

It cracked me up muchly when I heard it the first time.

Bravie said...

I had fun trying to decipher your voice mail when you told me about it. LOL

MM said...

LOL, so true!

Great lyrics!

meemo said...

Ummm.... but I am 6'5" and I do drive a Mazarati and I am a black belt in karate.

Honestly!

Breezy said...

Please don't make me find that picture of you in a thong, Meemo.

arkie said...

Jbugsme loves country music. That's a pretty good reason for me to distance myself from country music.

Schnookie said...

So, is this Brad Paisley really 5-3 and overweight?

Funny lyrics. I'm still not going to listen to it though LOL.

Kimmah said...

i love him.

Kimmah said...

and omfg---it just dawned on me. brad paisley is singing about SOPHIE.

roflmao!

momma said...

I haven't heard this one. Hm.

Breezy said...

LMAO Sophie! *snort* Very good connection Kimmah. *snort*

Momma!!!!! You must! It's on his new CD 5th Gear. They were playing it all weekend on Sirius.

momma said...

I don't have Sirius. Or that CD. *pout*

Bravie said...

LMAO at Sophie. *snoooooort*

kim (weltek) said...

I have to say, that is pretty darn funny.

Swami said...

I love the lyrics too. Country music not so much. Although I am a little bit upset that he makes being a SciFi fanatic sound like a bad thing.

Breezy said...

Pssssttt *whispers to swami* that line was especially written for Augie.


*giggle*

meemo said...

Funny thing.... I was actually flipping through channels this morning, and caught a glimpse of Jason Alexander (George, from Seinfeld).

So I stopped to see what it was... and low and behold... it was the video for this song. I had never heard it before (I'm no fan of country music) but watched it all the way through for you Breezy :-)

Breezy said...

Really George is in this video too? He was in Brad's "Celebrity" video. (which was also quite funny)

kim (weltek) said...

*snort* I really want to see this video now. I'll have to look it up online.

Bravie said...

I heard it on the way home from the grocery store and almost called you just to giggle.

Breezy said...

Did you like it?

Bravie said...

Yep, catchy little tune. So true that some people are way cooler online than in person.
*runs*

Breezy said...

*evil eye* Are you forgetting who's doing the driving in a couple months?

Bravie said...

What???? I didn't name names. *innocent look*

hooboosam said...

I don't think I've heard this one.

I like that Billy Currington song, Good Directions. I've been singing that a lot lately.

Asrai said...

*marching music makes me HOT*

Love the song and the video!

Breezy said...

LMAO I love the marching band ending. *snort*

kim (weltek) said...

New post please!

augie said...

Bravie should watch the video because her fav Kelly Pickler is in it. :-)

And Breezy? Don't think I didn't see you...

*glares*