Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Someone please help!!!!

Please help me!!!! Tie my hands together so I can't type. Please?

Have you ever noticed that healthy food is more expensive then bad for you food? Ever notice how healthy food needs to be kept cold, like in a fridge unlike most bad for you food?

Where am I going with this you ask? Same place as usual. I don't believe a word that she types.

I do agree with her tips, but how? Just how? Right now? Do those mini-fridges have a car charger?

Oh and I thought her weightloss came from stress and abuse and caused her to lose her job?

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Mad Gab Snowday!

*sigh* Yes, we're supposed to get snow again today. Soooo tired of winter, I thought it was supposed to be spring.

Today's Mad Gab Phrase is....

Hike Up Hill Comb Egg Sicko

Have a good twosday!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Stupid me *head thump*

I made all those Easter cards and then forgot to mail them. *sigh* If I mail them tomorrow they'll all be late. Should I mail them anyway?

I'm sore today, why oh why did I sign up to be a Girls on the Run coach? Especially since I don't like kids *grin*, especially tween girls. I wasn't fond of them when I was one and it's not any better now. Help me come up with something to say to this ONE girl that at every practice says loudly "I smell armpits, it smells like armpits." *sigh* What I really really want to do is take her out into the hall and shake her and tell her to stop being a nasty little snot girl, and then kick her off the team. How about "(insert name), body odor is a very natural thing; especially when you exercise as we are doing. Everybody sweats and everybody realizes their own body odor, what are you trying to say when you say that? To me it seems like you're either trying to be funny or you're trying to make other girls uncomfortable. Either way, neither is part of the promises we learned last week. Please be a little more respectful to everyone." How's that?

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Perfect Mad Gab Day!

Why? Why, because I had to go to the dentist this morning. My right cheek is still numb and I'm spilling chai all down my chin and talking funny.

Here's this week's phrase! Even if you've won before you can play, you just can't be the weiner for this week! Remember weiner's can get mail. *giggle*

Aid Are Coarse

Have fun and everyone have a day. Yes that's right, have a day. :)

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Gab my Mad Afternoon

Hi everyone! I didn't forget, just was out of the office for the morning with no computer. I'm here now and here's this week's Mad Gab Phrase. I hope everyone is having fun with this. *grin*

Pen Jitters

Remember weiners can get mail, special mail. *evil giggle*

Sunday, March 09, 2008

I'm just sitting here...

petting my Rat, Morgan and ..... blah blah blah. I'm sorry but really? I don't get the stories, I really don't. The problem? They're out there, rambling some and seem to have a dejavu quality to them. Like I remember them from a movie or a book. Maybe I am remembering them from a book? Or maybe, she is for real.

*shakes head*

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Sunny Twosday MadGab

Wow! What is that bright yellow thing in the sky? *squints*

Is everyone ready for this week's MadGab phrase?

Hive cot whom hop thief lower.

It's what you hear, not what you see. *grin*